Thank god for people with imagination. Good luck in your efforts for to fill the seat left by David Davis. I suggest a pants-less campaign. People respect a man who doesn’t wear pants. Well, they pay attention to him anyway.
I whole-heartedly support your cause and would love hear your views on animal cruelty, esp Sony using real dogs’ brains in the manufacturing of Aibo, their robotic dog. Sick isn’t it?
I heard that ‘off the record’ in a recent interview David Davis said “its a great step forward and they should consider using dead monkey brains in crash test dummies”.
I wondered whether you thought this might be considered a cheap shot at the new party leader? If so I think it needs to be reported the Electorial Complaints Commission people.
Hmmm, I actually think Nottinghams new square is ok, although red tape officials and pen pushers prob pushed the cost up to £200m, for what is essentailly some paving and a leaky pipe.
Tesco is though great, it is cheaper than those little shops which are usually run by bitter old people, gives more choice and is a hell of alot handier. Especially now Gordon Brown is taking all our money and we have none left to spend.
P.s. If you changed the name of your party to the Assasinate Muagabe Party, I’d vote for you. Although I do love a bit a Elvis!
David Davis (Conservative candidate) has now posted his details on http://www.votewise.co.uk including a link to his own website.
We have now begun directing potential voters to this election. Your profile is still blank -
it should take about 10 minutes to do and you need not do anything else if you don’t wish to.
Votewise is totally free, impartial public information website designed to inform voters and increase turnout. It generally has over 1000 visitors a day.
Your invite including your secure login details should have arrived in the post today (sent to the address on your nomination paper). An email can be sent containing this information if you let us have your email address which must include either your own name or that of your party.
If you find it easier you can email your manifesto and picture to me and I would be happy to put them up for you.
Top banana dear boy……..stand up and be counted for all the little people – down with the corporate supermarkets and bring back a proper High Street to every town in the country-thats what I say…..All the best old chap
Christof
I suggest you seek out the opus magnus “Waiting for Don Amelio” (available via all reputable Google searches). I feel you will find this in keeping with the general thrust of this campaign. Although it’s about Portugal. In the 16th century. And isn’t really about politics. Still…
We need to step-up our persecution of the communist geese that really run this country. We must purge them from the ponds of Westminster using brutal force. (Oh my poor, poor diseased brain)
Just say NO! Why I don’t know but best to be on the safe side, eh? As to your campaign it was spiffing, shame you got an absolute drubbing, so start a coup I say, I’ll march (except Wednesday when I have a dentist’s appointment).
i just checked you guys out on a whim. (yes, i am an illiterate american.) i wish our politics were half as much fun as yours are maybe then we would get a real election going over here. all we have are two parties that don’t give damn about we really think. anyhow good luck and kick ‘em in the nuts a time or two for me!
I live on a little unadopted road called Falcon Grove in Nottingham, I was doing a spot of research into the unadopted roads phenomenon and was looking to see if anyone had tried before to do anything about it. Then I saw that a candidate on my very street had stood for election . “Oh” thinks I, “perhaps he knows a bit about it”.
apparently… not a bit of it, but I am pleased to see I am not the only “fruitcake” on the street. I’ll stop you and shake your hand the next time I see you, your reverence. And if I have bouquet of beautiful turnips about my person at the time I shall present those to you too. With decorative cress. ( I have a friend who is an accomplished cress farmer, acres and acres of damp toilet roll to his name )
I have studied both long and hard over those pages that herein on your web-site I find, and must confess that I’m left all shook up, but in a good way; The future may be bleek but not when we have Elvis on our side.
May peace and pelvis be with you.
Excellant, your work get’s even better, I first encountered you in Kirkby when you were fighting Geoffrey, I will never forget some of the comments from local’s
F**king wierd, bet he’s a puff.
Nowt about Elvis ,just some daft pictures.
I always preffered motown and queen, better songs.
Who’s Geoff Hoon.
Its not a proper war like the somme, that wor a good un, our Harold lost both tabs and still cycled to work everyday ,on nights making tin trays.
June 26, 2008 at 8:02 pm
I’ve gotta say, your campaign is a complete waste of time
July 9, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Mark’s talkin rubbish. Lord Biro for Prime Minister, President and Queen and Elvis
June 27, 2008 at 7:00 am
Thank god for people with imagination. Good luck in your efforts for to fill the seat left by David Davis. I suggest a pants-less campaign. People respect a man who doesn’t wear pants. Well, they pay attention to him anyway.
June 27, 2008 at 8:25 am
Hats off!!!
June 27, 2008 at 9:00 am
YES
Bring the message to the kids
In a white jumpsuit … with a white leather miniskirt.
That is all
June 27, 2008 at 9:54 am
I whole-heartedly support your cause and would love hear your views on animal cruelty, esp Sony using real dogs’ brains in the manufacturing of Aibo, their robotic dog. Sick isn’t it?
I heard that ‘off the record’ in a recent interview David Davis said “its a great step forward and they should consider using dead monkey brains in crash test dummies”.
I wondered whether you thought this might be considered a cheap shot at the new party leader? If so I think it needs to be reported the Electorial Complaints Commission people.
June 27, 2008 at 10:31 am
Hmmm, I actually think Nottinghams new square is ok, although red tape officials and pen pushers prob pushed the cost up to £200m, for what is essentailly some paving and a leaky pipe.
Tesco is though great, it is cheaper than those little shops which are usually run by bitter old people, gives more choice and is a hell of alot handier. Especially now Gordon Brown is taking all our money and we have none left to spend.
P.s. If you changed the name of your party to the Assasinate Muagabe Party, I’d vote for you. Although I do love a bit a Elvis!
June 28, 2008 at 1:05 am
Deposit is such a horrible word… Thanks for standing
July 1, 2008 at 11:26 am
Please pass on to David Bishop
Many thanks
Dear David
David Davis (Conservative candidate) has now posted his details on http://www.votewise.co.uk including a link to his own website.
We have now begun directing potential voters to this election. Your profile is still blank -
it should take about 10 minutes to do and you need not do anything else if you don’t wish to.
Votewise is totally free, impartial public information website designed to inform voters and increase turnout. It generally has over 1000 visitors a day.
Your invite including your secure login details should have arrived in the post today (sent to the address on your nomination paper). An email can be sent containing this information if you let us have your email address which must include either your own name or that of your party.
If you find it easier you can email your manifesto and picture to me and I would be happy to put them up for you.
Regards
Kind regards
Tony Parsons
Candidate Support
tony@votewise.co.uk
July 2, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Top banana dear boy……..stand up and be counted for all the little people – down with the corporate supermarkets and bring back a proper High Street to every town in the country-thats what I say…..All the best old chap
Christof
July 8, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Just a quick comment, in your welcome page you seem to have a pair of triangular brackets, in the HTML, there in line 11 in between the second .
Sorry if this is a highly ingenious ploy to undermine our supermarket, keep it up.
Joker
July 9, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Regarding Haltem and the CCTV issue. Is it not about time the issue of CCTV in all our major airport toilets was aired.
July 9, 2008 at 10:17 pm
I suggest you seek out the opus magnus “Waiting for Don Amelio” (available via all reputable Google searches). I feel you will find this in keeping with the general thrust of this campaign. Although it’s about Portugal. In the 16th century. And isn’t really about politics. Still…
July 10, 2008 at 2:36 am
We need to step-up our persecution of the communist geese that really run this country. We must purge them from the ponds of Westminster using brutal force. (Oh my poor, poor diseased brain)
July 10, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Freak. Its not Tesco beans its Heinz that make you fart.
July 11, 2008 at 9:12 am
Just say NO! Why I don’t know but best to be on the safe side, eh? As to your campaign it was spiffing, shame you got an absolute drubbing, so start a coup I say, I’ll march (except Wednesday when I have a dentist’s appointment).
July 11, 2008 at 6:46 pm
I reckon if the lovely Lesbian Elvis had stood instead of you, she’d have clinched it. You were okay. Actually you weren’t really, but never mind.
July 14, 2008 at 6:48 pm
i just checked you guys out on a whim. (yes, i am an illiterate american.) i wish our politics were half as much fun as yours are maybe then we would get a real election going over here. all we have are two parties that don’t give damn about we really think. anyhow good luck and kick ‘em in the nuts a time or two for me!
July 21, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Can you buy any of the posters (or is this too capitalist)? Id love the Elvis in Iran one.
September 13, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I live on a little unadopted road called Falcon Grove in Nottingham, I was doing a spot of research into the unadopted roads phenomenon and was looking to see if anyone had tried before to do anything about it. Then I saw that a candidate on my very street had stood for election . “Oh” thinks I, “perhaps he knows a bit about it”.
apparently… not a bit of it, but I am pleased to see I am not the only “fruitcake” on the street. I’ll stop you and shake your hand the next time I see you, your reverence. And if I have bouquet of beautiful turnips about my person at the time I shall present those to you too. With decorative cress. ( I have a friend who is an accomplished cress farmer, acres and acres of damp toilet roll to his name )
pip pip
September 13, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I gotta say, Marks comment is a complete waste of time.
November 11, 2008 at 1:40 am
Good post.
December 28, 2008 at 3:04 am
ewyfmpozgynbrrdvwell, hi admin adn people nice forum indeed. how’s life? hope it’s introduce branch ;)
January 28, 2009 at 12:45 am
I have studied both long and hard over those pages that herein on your web-site I find, and must confess that I’m left all shook up, but in a good way; The future may be bleek but not when we have Elvis on our side.
May peace and pelvis be with you.
February 13, 2009 at 12:42 am
Honkey-Tonk Biro,
I want you to join my peace train,
Choo,choo.
February 18, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Excellant, your work get’s even better, I first encountered you in Kirkby when you were fighting Geoffrey, I will never forget some of the comments from local’s
F**king wierd, bet he’s a puff.
Nowt about Elvis ,just some daft pictures.
I always preffered motown and queen, better songs.
Who’s Geoff Hoon.
Its not a proper war like the somme, that wor a good un, our Harold lost both tabs and still cycled to work everyday ,on nights making tin trays.
Fight on
Hiltonski