I read about your manifesto recently on the BBC website. i am trying to make a short documentary about the array of parties who stand at an election and wondered if i could follow you around for a short time next week, then follow the big night- before grabbing interviews after?
It’s a celebration of the fun that can come from our elections too and how amazingly different it is too other countries.
With regard to public waste can I suggest the following:
To save money on electicity – the signs on the m25 and m1 that warn of “queues ahead” be permanently painted – as for 99.9999% of the time they show the bleedin’ obvious.
Also when we complain to the council or goverment agency (e.g. the Highway agency) they do away with call operators and simply have a recorded message with usefull phrases as ” you call is important to us and will be answered in 15 hours” , “the entire motorway was closed off because an ant strayed onto the hard shoulder etc
LOL-LOL-LOL…ok Dave then…the word has reached Hibernia…had mail telling me…..no contest, let them all lay down their Cue “boards” and let you get on with the real work!
June.
Turn street lights off, saves electricity and foils villains. Will also help the rozzers catch them (they’ll be the ones creeping around with torches) and of course swag bags!!!!!!!
Send people out dressed as zombies and scare the shite out of the Asbo kids in the dark too!!!!!!
Published August 16th 2010 KING CLONE by Ted Harrison
‘Two British Elvis-devotees conspire to produce an Elvis-clone and bring him up as their own son. But what happens when the boy grows up and comes into contact with The Church of the Latter-Day Elvis and the leaders of its new cathedral?
A gentle satire on the world of Elvis-fans – and a biting satire on the commercial face of American religion. An absurdly possible and very funny page-turner with a surprise twist.’
Ted Harrison is a writer, artist, documentary filmmaker and a former BBC Religious Affairs Correspondent. This is his first work of fiction.’
Lord 'I dig a pygmy by Charles Hawtrey and the deaf aids - Phase one in which Doris gets her oats' of Lake Titicaca Says: January 15, 2011 at 8:35 pm
I firmly believe the Militant Elvis Anti-Tesco Popular Front should bring forward the idea of arresting FIFA’s board members. I mean, Qatar? My television is bigger than Qatar!
Thanks for that Dave – the Elvis tribute ‘I got Stung’ (which is very true) and which is now listed as one of my favourites on YouTube – check out ‘englishdante’ to see what I’ve been up to with the bees! Buzzin’…
Good to see that there is a few of us that thinks Elvis and politics can be combined. You may find The Elvis Presley Challenge interesting. Last blog was a defence of NHS.
March 10, 2010 at 1:06 pm
will be popping in to see portrait of Ray Gosling soon as possible..keep up the good work x
April 28, 2010 at 9:31 am
Dear Church of the Militant Elvis,
I read about your manifesto recently on the BBC website. i am trying to make a short documentary about the array of parties who stand at an election and wondered if i could follow you around for a short time next week, then follow the big night- before grabbing interviews after?
It’s a celebration of the fun that can come from our elections too and how amazingly different it is too other countries.
Please feel free to email me on georgeawatson@me.com
Many thanks
George Watson
April 28, 2010 at 1:34 pm
With regard to public waste can I suggest the following:
To save money on electicity – the signs on the m25 and m1 that warn of “queues ahead” be permanently painted – as for 99.9999% of the time they show the bleedin’ obvious.
Also when we complain to the council or goverment agency (e.g. the Highway agency) they do away with call operators and simply have a recorded message with usefull phrases as ” you call is important to us and will be answered in 15 hours” , “the entire motorway was closed off because an ant strayed onto the hard shoulder etc
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April 28, 2010 at 1:34 pm
hear hear
May 5, 2010 at 12:40 pm
LOL-LOL-LOL…ok Dave then…the word has reached Hibernia…had mail telling me…..no contest, let them all lay down their Cue “boards” and let you get on with the real work!
June.
May 6, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Turn street lights off, saves electricity and foils villains. Will also help the rozzers catch them (they’ll be the ones creeping around with torches) and of course swag bags!!!!!!!
Send people out dressed as zombies and scare the shite out of the Asbo kids in the dark too!!!!!!
May 6, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Keep up the good work too! just getting around your web sites, great stuff.
June 9, 2010 at 12:51 am
Advance notice for Members of The Church
Published August 16th 2010 KING CLONE by Ted Harrison
‘Two British Elvis-devotees conspire to produce an Elvis-clone and bring him up as their own son. But what happens when the boy grows up and comes into contact with The Church of the Latter-Day Elvis and the leaders of its new cathedral?
A gentle satire on the world of Elvis-fans – and a biting satire on the commercial face of American religion. An absurdly possible and very funny page-turner with a surprise twist.’
Ted Harrison is a writer, artist, documentary filmmaker and a former BBC Religious Affairs Correspondent. This is his first work of fiction.’
November 26, 2010 at 10:43 am
I am highly interested in setting up a youth branch in my local area, could you advise me on the best way to do this?
November 26, 2010 at 10:44 am
Elvis…. I would ;) xxxxx
January 3, 2011 at 4:48 pm
She was a good friend and a marvellous lover.
January 8, 2011 at 11:28 pm
Best church/political party going.
January 15, 2011 at 8:35 pm
I firmly believe the Militant Elvis Anti-Tesco Popular Front should bring forward the idea of arresting FIFA’s board members. I mean, Qatar? My television is bigger than Qatar!
March 7, 2011 at 10:55 am
Thanks for that Dave – the Elvis tribute ‘I got Stung’ (which is very true) and which is now listed as one of my favourites on YouTube – check out ‘englishdante’ to see what I’ve been up to with the bees! Buzzin’…
Tom Ryder
November 30, 2011 at 5:47 pm
Good luck in Feltham
December 12, 2011 at 8:05 pm
Good to see that there is a few of us that thinks Elvis and politics can be combined. You may find The Elvis Presley Challenge interesting. Last blog was a defence of NHS.